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  • It is impossible to lick your elbow.
  • There is about 200 times more gold in the worlds oceans, than has been mined in our entire history.
  • Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
  • Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland.
  • Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.
  • The cockroach has a high resistance to radiation and is the creature most likely to survive a nuclear war.
  • In the southern hemisphere, water always swirl anti-clockwise down into a pipe.
  • About 8 million blood cells die in the human body every second, and the same number are born each second.
  • Eighteen per cent of all global carbon dioxide emissions are from cars.
  • Every year, the Moon moves a further 3.82cm from the Earth.
  • It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
  • 35 meters of hair fibre is produced every day on the average adult scalp.
  • Hair is the fastest growing tissue in the body, second only to bone marrow
  • The term Cop comes from Constable on Patrol, which is a term used inEngland.
  • Pamela Lee-Anderson is Canada's Centennial Baby, being the first baby born on the centennial anniversary of Canada's independence.
  • Tokyo has had 24 recorded instances of people either killed or receiving serious skull fractures while bowing to each other with the traditional Japanese greeting.
  • Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

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A woman had two identical twins, but was unable to take care of them. She sent one to a family in Egypt, where he was named Amal. The other was sent to a family in Spain where he was named Juan. Years passed, and by the time the twins were six years old, the woman had gathered enough money to go to see her kids. She first went to Spain where Juan lived. She stayed there for a few days, but when it came time to leave, the new mother told her not to see Amal in Egypt. "Why?" asked the original mother. "Once you've seen Juan you've seen Amal," said the new mother.


Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.



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